With everyone dressed in their Monday afternoon best, The Rooney family enjoyed one last meal together in centre-city Liverpool before Wayne departed for South Africa with his national teammates.  How many designer labels can you properly ID on Coleen? We counted four: Birkin, Christian Louboutin, J Brand and Louis Vuitton.

Star Wars geeks, try not to lose your mind over this mix of footy, Snoop Dogg and “The Force”. For shizzle!

Everton's Jack Rodwell launches their new away kit with a striptease that could have used some Kickette consulting for better gyration.

Steven Gerrard likes Lucozade.

Hot men with earrings. It can happen.

Kickette gives Dirty Tackle readers a basic insight into footy hotness.

Hapy b-day to Germany's Lukas Podolski!

Drama over the Dutchy Dress.

James Corden + Wayne Rooney = LOL

Bordeaux deny that the Premier League could be getting 75% better looking.