Not that you need one, but here's an excuse to do a little retail emotional rescue: Umbro has unveiled a collection of World Champions shirts for femmes celebrating the seven teams that have triumphed at the world's biggest football tournament.

Which current (or former) WAGs made the cut as the official shirt models, then?

Alice Bregoli (Alberto Gilardino, Italy), Susana Werner (Julio Cesar, Brazil) Julia Goedicke (Marcell Jansen/Christoph Metzelder baby momma, Germany), Luli Fernandez (Pablo Mouche/sext partner of Juan Roman Riquelme, Argentina), Zaira Nara (Diego Forlan,Uruguay), Abbey Clancy (Peter Crouch, England) and Charlene Suric (Gael Clichy, France).