It's a bank holiday, this weekend's footy has exhausted us, and our credit card bill is due in the mail tomorrow.

So: We really needed this Vanity Fair June issue teaser photograph of Sulley Muntari (too late to pull the “shy” card now, luv), Landon Donovan (doo rag or t-shirt?), Kaká (ace bedhead), Samuel Eto'o (gold star fo' sho), and Pato (groom fail).